Napoleon

Me: {Knock, knock}
My Brother: “Who’s there?”
Me: “Guess.”
MB: “Napoleon!”
Me: “Right.”
My Sister-in-law: “I think Napoleon would have a less feminine voice.”
MB: “She’s right! You don’t sound like Napoleon! Who are you really?”
Me: “You have no way of knowing what Napoleon sounded like.”

Long pause

MB: “Do you realize there is NO WAY for us to know what Napoleon sounded like?!”

I guess my work here is done….